4 Days a Week?

There has been a talk in Illinois about making kids go to school only 4 days a week. Are you kidding me? When I went to school it was 5 days a week, 5 hours a day. What human being would have that kind of job? Unless you are a school teacher. Plus, the kids will have to stay longer. Can't we just be normal? If Califorina can afford to buy 2.4 million Mexican kids lunch, then Illinois should be able to send kids to school 5 days a week. Isn't going to school like a LAW or something? Oh wait... it is.

Ode to Twilight Saga

Napkins, balloons, and the occasional underwear, all play a part of what I like to call Twilight Overdose. It's okay when people might have a bookmark, or a key chain, but a Edward Barbie? Come on. As I remember, this used to be a modest series of books. I am not bagging on the success, but the amount of things you can actually buy! From the mouth of my brother... "People could poop in a piece of foil, wrap it up and write Twilight on the front of it and people would buy it." Sadly, this is so true. So, don't fall into the indescribably revolting Twilight Overdose just read the books.

The First

People need to vent. These are the first words that I just typed on my new blog. If you knew me, this would not come as a surprise to you. I have a opinion on everything. From meat branders to umbrellas. There is always something I have to say. If you decide to persistently read my blog, you(as a sterotype, or your prefrence of nail polish) just might get made fun of. But remeber, it's nothing personal.